Saturday, December 6, 2008

What the.......?

  Today did begin strangely, but I didn't think too much of it.  I sniffed around the hairy person who stayed here last night, had breakfast, and did my business.  Then out of the blue, I was shoved in that small green box with Fluffy, and locked in a little room.  The rest is a blur,  but I remember riding in that noisy machine, then being shoved in another little room for the rest of the day.  Everything smelled strange and disconcerting.  I have never had a panic attack before, but I can imagine what it's like!  

 All I know for sure is that I was very thirsty, and I really needed to use the litter box!  Finally, they let me out.  I'm not ashamed to admit that I was terrified.  I have been inspecting my new surroundings, and so far they seem quite adequate.  Although I will need to register a complaint about the hard floors on my fragile paws.  Some new slippers would do fine.

All this stress is too much for me.  I took a sleeping pill with a nice smooth Pilsner, and I should be drifting off to dreamland any moment.  Who knows what I will find tomorrow?

M. Wooley