Saturday, December 6, 2008

What the.......?

  Today did begin strangely, but I didn't think too much of it.  I sniffed around the hairy person who stayed here last night, had breakfast, and did my business.  Then out of the blue, I was shoved in that small green box with Fluffy, and locked in a little room.  The rest is a blur,  but I remember riding in that noisy machine, then being shoved in another little room for the rest of the day.  Everything smelled strange and disconcerting.  I have never had a panic attack before, but I can imagine what it's like!  

 All I know for sure is that I was very thirsty, and I really needed to use the litter box!  Finally, they let me out.  I'm not ashamed to admit that I was terrified.  I have been inspecting my new surroundings, and so far they seem quite adequate.  Although I will need to register a complaint about the hard floors on my fragile paws.  Some new slippers would do fine.

All this stress is too much for me.  I took a sleeping pill with a nice smooth Pilsner, and I should be drifting off to dreamland any moment.  Who knows what I will find tomorrow?

M. Wooley


Lanny said...

Mr. Wooley,
We heard through the grapevine that there were changes in store for you. I think that is just great for you and your people. can't wait to see what it all looks like, from your perspective.

word verification of the day "blent" would that be past tense of blend? "Hey I like how those things were blent together."

KathyB. said...

Mr. Wooley, please let us know how you adjust to the new place. Really, the indignity of treating one such as you to the harsh realities of re-location. I hope your new home has all the amenities one as worthy as you deserve!

Anna Colleen said...

Mr. Wooley, it's good to see you again, your brother Perr Bob has taken up tile hockey, your sister went to a new home a few months ago we haven't herd but I'm shore she is doing fine. I hope you had a good Christmas.