I am trying not to panic. They are not coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What am I going to do? I have not yet mastered the can opener. I will surely starve, unless I can rip through these screens and attack these annoying birds outside.............I must practice. Please excuse me if I do not blog for a few days as I must refine my survival skills. Who knows, with no caretakers and in this economy, I might actually have to learn to fend for myself!!!!!!!A distraught,
M. Wooley
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Oh, poor Mr. Wooley. You can come stay with us. Of course you will have to share your food dishes, AND the litter box. But we have plenty of room and kitties for you to play with ! We will not be allowing you access to the wine cellar, even if you do know how to use a corkscrew.
Thank-you so much Mr. Wooley for allowing your humans to throw a party for you and your Grandpa. I hear he is getting on in years. Maybe you can share your corkscrew with him, he might need some help with it ......what a good cat you are !
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