Today did begin strangely, but I didn't think too much of it. I sniffed around the hairy person who stayed here last night, had breakfast, and did my business. Then out of the blue, I was shoved in that small green box with Fluffy, and locked in a little room. The rest is a blur, but I remember riding in that noisy machine, then being shoved in another little room for the rest of the day. Everything smelled strange and disconcerting. I have never had a panic attack before, but I can imagine what it's like!
All I know for sure is that I was very thirsty, and I really needed to use the litter box! Finally, they let me out. I'm not ashamed to admit that I was terrified. I have been inspecting my new surroundings, and so far they seem quite adequate. Although I will need to register a complaint about the hard floors on my fragile paws. Some new slippers would do fine.
All this stress is too much for me. I took a sleeping pill with a nice smooth Pilsner, and I should be drifting off to dreamland any moment. Who knows what I will find tomorrow?