My apologies to my loyal readers for my extended absence. This was partly due to my own laziness, but primarily because my people decided to take my laptop when they disappeared for several days. Not only did they leave me to fend for myself, but they sent two crazy strangers in their place to apparently "check" on me. I will not let them leave ever again.
Admittedly, though, I was able to catch up on some important projects that I have been neglecting. The bathroom curtains needed some more shredding, I FINALLY figured out how to get up to that bathroom counter top (plenty to do up there!), and I found a new plant to rip leaves off of. I managed to keep myself busy through my loneliness. When my people decided to return, they brought me some strange looking toy that they expected me to play with (it is quite enjoyable, although I will never let on) and demanded that I show them affection. Can you believe the audacity? As if they deserved it. I showed them though. One thing I know how to do best is pout and refuse attention.
They have to learn one way or another! I think they have been punished enough by now, so I will let them back into my good graces.
During my time alone I discovered some old family photos. I will have to save that for my next blog. Stay tuned!
I must leave you now with my final thought for the day:
Never sniff what you can't identify.
M. Wooley
2 comments:
Oh Mr. Wooley , I feel so sorry for you. Left alone, under-appreciated, and taken for granted ! A magnificent feline suffering the indignities we mere humans bestow on your grand species...the superior species . If only we could remember to show due respect !
I cannot wait to see how Mr. Wooley chooses to arrange your old photos ! Love the pictures of him and your clever postings ! KathyB.
You know, I am starting to have to hide the computer when I look at your posts. Purr Bob is becoming rather irrational about the whole thing. He doesn't understand why people laugh at the way he speaks but yet you are capable of writing. I tell him it really isn't that important but then he shouts about how you get the honor of having a title before your name and his name is just some hillbilly name. It is getting really bad with him. It isn't just normal jealousy.
I love your posts and like to show the girls what you are up to but if Purr Bob is around he noses in like he just wants to share and then when the girls start oohing and ahhing over your post he flies into a rage, dancing all over the keyboard in hopes that it will mess up your post. He really doesn't understand how it all works.
I don't know what to do, but please keep posting! We will just hide when we read it. I hope we don't have to take him to a pet psychiatrist.
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